School Jokes

Written on June 19, 2011 – 5:47 pm | by talkingdictionary

what's the plural of baby

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Pupil: Mice.
Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?
Pupil: Twins!

At once!

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?
Class: At once!

What is an island ?

Teacher: What is an island ?
Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher: On one side?
Pupil: Yes, on top!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Teacher: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Pupil: Because it's too far to walk.

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